It's Ben Sommer Week Because I Lost a Bet
This is a sad day for me and one I was going to put off until the longest time possible. However, Ben Sommer is being a weeping vagina about this "pay up on your bet." He's been whining all over his Twitter account to his ten of followers. He's been emailing every day and he's even holding my cat hostage until I do this review:
I made some stupid statement on our Twitter account about Aretha Franklin dying in 2011. She was on her deathbed at the time I mentioned it; and I did so in passing. Little did I know it was just complications from gastric bypass surgery and not actually Pancreatic cancer, as was reported.
I made some stupid statement on our Twitter account about Aretha Franklin dying in 2011. She was on her deathbed at the time I mentioned it; and I did so in passing. Little did I know it was just complications from gastric bypass surgery and not actually Pancreatic cancer, as was reported.
Never one to let injustices and misdiscretions go on Twitter, Ben called me out on it. Our bet was if the RESPECT singer croaked in 2011, I'd get a prog metal song dedicated to myself. If Ben won, he'd get a full week of coverage on the site. Judging by Wikipedia, Aretha is still alive and kicking and I have to pay up or my precious cat is going to be killed.
So what can you expect from this week? I have an album review of Ben Sommer's Super Brain album coming later today. I am going to post his two cover songs he made trying to gain a larger audience by selling out. I have written a poem in iambic pentameter about him as only I can. I also have reworked his history and biography on his site (again as only I can).
So what can you expect from this week? I have an album review of Ben Sommer's Super Brain album coming later today. I am going to post his two cover songs he made trying to gain a larger audience by selling out. I have written a poem in iambic pentameter about him as only I can. I also have reworked his history and biography on his site (again as only I can).
It has taken me a few weeks to amass these missives. Ben just thinks I can pull this shit out of my newly waxed ass. No it takes time to be this half-assed.
This site has a loyal readership, which is sure to go away for the week. So I will be continuing to post about music throughout this imposed prison and forced wankfest. At the end of the week, you should learn a lot about Ben Sommer, most of which he didn't even know about himself. You will also learn that I am man of my word and you should follow us on Twitter and bet me because I have terrible luck and a penchant for picking losers.
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