Rihanna Barfs At Portugal Concert
Yup, that is how terrible the news is this week. I am forced to report on Rihanna throwing up during a concert. Let us proceed.
During a show in Portugal, Rihanna ran off-stage during her song What's MyAge Again Name and threw up. She later confirmed this on her official Twitter account:
"Yep! I ran off stage to throw up, halfway thru Whats My Name," she wrote to a fan. "Made it back juuuust in time for RudeBoy."
I hope the sound engineers had the right of mind to turn off her mic. HAHAHA oh who am I kidding, she clearly lipsyncs during concerts. With the recent loss of Cory Smoot from GWAR, I'd suggest to GWAR to go and see if they can get Rihanna to fit into the suit. She has the up-chucking part down.
I am always the man who looks at the bright side of things. Here is the bright side for Rihanna, the sound of her throwing up was no doubt recorded. She can use that sound, loop it, add a dance beat from Garage Band, and call that her next lead single.
During a show in Portugal, Rihanna ran off-stage during her song What's My
"Yep! I ran off stage to throw up, halfway thru Whats My Name," she wrote to a fan. "Made it back juuuust in time for RudeBoy."
I hope the sound engineers had the right of mind to turn off her mic. HAHAHA oh who am I kidding, she clearly lipsyncs during concerts. With the recent loss of Cory Smoot from GWAR, I'd suggest to GWAR to go and see if they can get Rihanna to fit into the suit. She has the up-chucking part down.
I am always the man who looks at the bright side of things. Here is the bright side for Rihanna, the sound of her throwing up was no doubt recorded. She can use that sound, loop it, add a dance beat from Garage Band, and call that her next lead single.
I actually think the Flattus Maximus gig could really work for Rihanna. Just look at her ass! Ok, it really has turned into a gossip blog at this point in the week.
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