Die Christmas Songs Die
It has reached a boiling point. My tolerance for everything "Christmas" is done. I don't have pieces of crotch fruit that have childlike wonderment and excitement over some Sandusky Elf on the Shelf or some Jolly Bill Conlin like man in a red uniform invading my domicile and dropping presents off for my snowflakes.
I start out the season, shortly after Thanksgiving, with high hopes and excitement. I enjoy the twinkling ofblack colored lights, the 24 hour access to Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley, and the Hipmas commercials even bring a sly smile to my face. But by the week of Christmas, my nerves are shot, I have heard that God awful Paul McCartney "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" song way too much, and I have been buggered in the ass by harpy mothers trying to get that "hot item" for their titty sucking brat.
I believe Hanukah, which began this evening at sundown, is the best holiday. A few presents fanned across eight nights and no 24 hour Hanukah radio transition on all the soft rock stations.
I start out the season, shortly after Thanksgiving, with high hopes and excitement. I enjoy the twinkling of
I believe Hanukah, which began this evening at sundown, is the best holiday. A few presents fanned across eight nights and no 24 hour Hanukah radio transition on all the soft rock stations.
By the time Hanukah rolls around, you are not tired of hearing about it because the commercials don't pander to the Jewish people, for whatever reason. I guess the Jews don't see giving someone a Lexus car payment as a great Hanukah gift. "But daddy it has a big red bow on it."
The one good news about this time of year, there are hardly any juicy and salacious stories to tell, share, or post. Everyone has gone into their caves to celebrate traditions with their families and friends.
I will see if I can drudge up some juicy stories to keep you entertained as you mentally check out of work for the next week and a half. Even if I have to make them up! That is my promise to you during this holiday season. Salacious stories which may or may not be true! After all, I put the "ass" in "classless."
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