Greed $immons Slams Madonna
Chaim Witz got his KISS thong in a jumble over the recent news Madonna was going to perform at this years Super Bowl Halftime show. He even called Madonna a karaoke singer.
I love all karaoke singers. I like all the girl singers who get up and sing with tapes. Shame on you. "You've got to have some integrity," he said. "I don't care what your music is. Have some integrity — be real or full disclosure before the fact. Hold up a sign saying, 'Seventy percent of what you hear is fake. It's a tape. I'm a karaoke singer.' Say it!'
The interview can be found somewhere on the TMZ site if you need proof, but I am not linking to it because I am lazy and despise TMZ.
Madonnna must be feeling the sting of that insult hurled her way by the absolutely scintillating vocalist Greed $immons. I bet she is weeping in her gold themed bathroom with the door closed about to cut her wrists from that calumny.
However, Greed was probably quick to remind us of the brand new KISS Karaoke system brought to you by the same man who envisioned KISS Kondoms and KISS Kaskets. Also for a limited time, only for the first 100 people who call now, a commemorative plate with the face of Chaim and a bubble that says "Madonna is a karoake singer!" That plate can be yours, just add separate shipping and handling.
I love all karaoke singers. I like all the girl singers who get up and sing with tapes. Shame on you. "You've got to have some integrity," he said. "I don't care what your music is. Have some integrity — be real or full disclosure before the fact. Hold up a sign saying, 'Seventy percent of what you hear is fake. It's a tape. I'm a karaoke singer.' Say it!'
The interview can be found somewhere on the TMZ site if you need proof, but I am not linking to it because I am lazy and despise TMZ.
Madonnna must be feeling the sting of that insult hurled her way by the absolutely scintillating vocalist Greed $immons. I bet she is weeping in her gold themed bathroom with the door closed about to cut her wrists from that calumny.
However, Greed was probably quick to remind us of the brand new KISS Karaoke system brought to you by the same man who envisioned KISS Kondoms and KISS Kaskets. Also for a limited time, only for the first 100 people who call now, a commemorative plate with the face of Chaim and a bubble that says "Madonna is a karoake singer!" That plate can be yours, just add separate shipping and handling.
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