Steven Tyler Commissions a Cabbage Patch Doll
Steven Tyler has created a one-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch Doll in his likeness. The doll is being auctioned off for a kid's charity and details can be found in the eBay listing. The listing is already at 640 bucks with eight days remaining.
Now onto more anecdotal science, while giving a lady friend oral, some cunning linguists say licking the outlines of the alphabet on the bearded clam is the best way to get her to Orgasmoland. You know what I am talking about here right? You start with the letter A and trace with your tongue the left side of the A on the right side of her pussy and so on until A is complete. Then you move onto B, C, D all the way through Z.
Now onto more anecdotal science, while giving a lady friend oral, some cunning linguists say licking the outlines of the alphabet on the bearded clam is the best way to get her to Orgasmoland. You know what I am talking about here right? You start with the letter A and trace with your tongue the left side of the A on the right side of her pussy and so on until A is complete. Then you move onto B, C, D all the way through Z.
I tried that; it only worked once. Most times I get to Z and the woman isn't even close. Sometimes I have gone from Z-A, sometimes I started over, other times I just hummed the ending "Now I know my ABCunts..."
The humming worked. I placed my lips directly over the pussy and hummed the ending to the ABC's. I started playing with different songs. "Huggies Pull ups," "Subway's Five Dollar Footlong," but it wasn't until Lent (Christians and Catholics will know what that is) where I found the perfect song - The Filet-o-Fish song. The humming, combined with the appropriate subject matter (I mean I am going down like the Titanic in fish infested waters) works every time.
You could say "well Dr. Craig, the humming motion and vibration is what really gets her off," but I will argue it's proper song choice. Just like American Idol or some other talent competition, song choice is KEY! You live and die by your song choice on those shows where choosing the wrong song might send you packing. The same principle applies here. Filet-o-Fish song works for me consistently, maybe the Law & Order theme song works for you.
You could say "well Dr. Craig, the humming motion and vibration is what really gets her off," but I will argue it's proper song choice. Just like American Idol or some other talent competition, song choice is KEY! You live and die by your song choice on those shows where choosing the wrong song might send you packing. The same principle applies here. Filet-o-Fish song works for me consistently, maybe the Law & Order theme song works for you.
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