Metallica Sells 13k Copies of Lulu
First bit of SCIENCE. Your ears can't tolerate discordant sounds. Evidence: Metallica and Lou Reed's compilation only sold 13k copies. To give you a bit of perspective, St. Anger sold 435k copies and was the worst Metallica album to date. LouTallica isn't really a Metallica album per se, but it is has their name on it and has to be held to a higher standard. It landed at number 36 on the Billboard Top 200 charts, but that isn't wonderful.
Ok, now on to anecdotal SCIENCE: air escaping the colon after anal sex can not be lit on fire. A thoroughly douched Hershey Highway that has undergone a sufficient doo doo shark fishkill, should be clean and ready to go. Through vigorous thrusting, air from the atmosphere will enter the colon. After ending copulation, the air escaping the brown canal, is no more flammable than the air you are breathing right now.
Ok, now on to anecdotal SCIENCE: air escaping the colon after anal sex can not be lit on fire. A thoroughly douched Hershey Highway that has undergone a sufficient doo doo shark fishkill, should be clean and ready to go. Through vigorous thrusting, air from the atmosphere will enter the colon. After ending copulation, the air escaping the brown canal, is no more flammable than the air you are breathing right now.
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