Blogs N' Roses: Metallica Sells 12-15k of Lulu

Metallica Sells 12-15k of Lulu

The Nazi's in Germany had papers to identify their "enemies" and now we have Lulu. According to Hits Daily Double, the Metallica and Lou Reed mishap is on it's way to selling between 12k and 15k copies.

We can use the master list to cull the herd here. Anyone who bought this whether they were (bi) curious or genuinely interested should be round up and gassed. Supporting this atrocious album is akin to state sponsored terrorism and those who bought it should be treated as such.

We have been warning you for WEEKS this was a burning paper bag of dog turds packaged by Lars himself. It talks down to the listener and insists upon itself with overbearing spoken word vocals and there's no way even a cultured listener can understand it. To quote Peter Griffin, "it's shallow and pedantic." Thanks Peter now over to Ollie Williams: