LouTallica Stream Lulu In Entirety
You were spiteful when the first sounds of Lulu were heard over the internet. Well feast your ears on the entire album streaming from here. I love the use of strings and the haunting eeriness they bring to the music. But it is comically bad. The Metallica portion isn't bad, but hell if this doesn't sound like Metallica did their own thing in a hyperbolic chamber totally separate of what Lou Reed was doing.
I don't even have to review this album because it is a giant turd. It will be remembered as worse than St. Anger and that's a Cronus sized feat. I couldn't make it through any of the songs to be completely honest with you. Lou's vocals are irritating, the whining guitars on some of the tracks make me want to shove pencils in my ears and through my pee hole.
I don't even have to review this album because it is a giant turd. It will be remembered as worse than St. Anger and that's a Cronus sized feat. I couldn't make it through any of the songs to be completely honest with you. Lou's vocals are irritating, the whining guitars on some of the tracks make me want to shove pencils in my ears and through my pee hole.
Actually, you know those coin change machines where you put a dollar into the machine and it spits quarters into a metal dish? I would rather straddle that metal dish naked and jump as high as I can, land directly on that metal cup, and rip my scrotum open so my testicles hang in a bloody blue mass between my thighs than listen to one fucking note of this album ever again.
It stinks and any "critic" or self-proclaimed musician who thinks it's great, punch them in the face for being a liar. No one with a sense of harmony could like, or pretend to like, that avant garde Lou Reed wankfest.
Posted by Craig Wettner at 10/20/2011 6:51 PM 
Categories: Lou Reed and Metallica
Tags: Lou Reed and Metallica
Categories: Lou Reed and Metallica
Tags: Lou Reed and Metallica
Well Metallica just figured out how to stop file sharing of their music. Make an unlistenable album.
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I just heard the lyrics for some of the songs...."waggle my ass like a dog prostitute?" "I am the table"
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I know right? Dogs don't even have a set of currency where they could barter for sex. So a dog prostitute is impossible.
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This is some seriously bad shit. The music itself is fine, but Lou Reed's voice kills it.
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Wow, I thought this may be bad...but this is just downright horrible. What was Metallica thinking? They will need to do some free shows to make up for this mess.
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Your bite size review has brought me great joy. I am not joking. Your "visual" review pretty much nails it!
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