Big Cock: The Band: Goes Soft
Through my elaborate series of Google Alerts, I noticed on Saturday that the band Big Cock was calling it a day. Apparently so tired from thrusting into the vaginas of America, they passed out and even Viagra can't help them.
When I took to the internet today to write this article, I couldn't find any mention of it and Google searching Big Cock has unintended results. Even tossing the Boolean string BAND after it still doesn't help. I have no idea if the band has broken up or not, but I am saying they did because someone will correct me if I am wrong.
For those of you unfamiliar with Big Cock, they were a sleaze band from Arizona whose debut album Year of the Cock harkened back to the days of 80's excesses and where Lamborgini's were limos that had pools in the back. The world would be a terrible place if Big Cock has called it quits, so I'll hope an injection of Cialis straight to the superficial dorsal vein of the penis can keep them alive and hard.
For those of you unfamiliar with Big Cock, they were a sleaze band from Arizona whose debut album Year of the Cock harkened back to the days of 80's excesses and where Lamborgini's were limos that had pools in the back. The world would be a terrible place if Big Cock has called it quits, so I'll hope an injection of Cialis straight to the superficial dorsal vein of the penis can keep them alive and hard.
That band was started just for you
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lead singer now sings for Warrant
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