Top Ten Catchiest Songs According to SCIENCE
In a land full of disease, energy crisis, and cancer causing food agents, SCIENCE has finally figured out what makes a song catchy. Praise be to God.
Researchers at Goldsmiths Univeristy of London (their website), had thousands of volunteers sing along to various songs. That is when the pattern emerged like Nicolas Cage in Knowing.
Researchers at Goldsmiths Univeristy of London (their website), had thousands of volunteers sing along to various songs. That is when the pattern emerged like Nicolas Cage in Knowing.
Well not that bad, but patterns emerged.
The researchers noticed the top catchiest songs had the following elements in common:
- They contained long and detailed musical phrases.
- The chorus or hook had several pitch changes.
- The singers were male.
- There was a noticeable higher male vocal level.
"Just put your whole dick in me, Craig. Stop with this just the tip bullshit. What are the songs." God isn't there any foreplay anymore?
Queen's We are the Champions topped the list. I don't know about you, but that song is so played out that I don't EVER want to hear it again.
Here is the rest of the list in numbered sequences:
- Queen - We are the Champions
- The Villiage People - YMCA
- Sum 41 - Fat Lip (REALLY?!)
- Europe - The Final Countdown
- The Automatic - Monster
- Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
- Jimi Jamison - I'm Always Here
- Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
- Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
- Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer
Some are catchy, others I find highly annoying. Perhaps this song hasn't been around long enough, but thanks to the MLB Postseason, I have been singing this. Actually, I have been singing it since Wrestlemania. Vic Wettner already knows where this is headed!
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