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Puddle of Mudd Signed Guitar Giveaway

I have admitted on this site how much I wanted to accept the semen from Wes Scantlin and gargle with it. I like Puddle of Mudd and their wanna be Kurt Cobain vocals. When their publicist called me and said he has a signed Epiphone guitar to give away to one lucky fan here is how that conversation went:

POM Publicist: Hey Craig, I have a signed Epiphone guitar by Puddle of Mudd to promote their "Re:(Disc)overed" album of cover songs. Would you be interested in running the contest?

Me with dick in hand: Did you say Puddle of Mudd? *FAP FAP FAP*

POM Publicist: Yea. Two grand prize winners an acoustic Gibson Epiphone guitar signed by the entire band. The band is also giving away prize packs and signed albums to runner up winners.

Me now pumping furiously on my dick: Absol-fucking-lotely. Do you have any vials of Wes Scantlin's cum?

POM Publicist: What?!

Me: I mean when does the contest end?

POM Publicist: September 14.

I am ineligible for this damn contest because I run this site and can't enter the contest. Click the banner below to be whisked away to the contest page where you can enter your name and birthday and hopefully win.