The Smashing Pumpkins Touring in Fall
Billy Corgan's Smashing Pumpkins are going to take to the road this fall. None of the original members are going to participate in this sham. I realize Corgan=Pumpkins, but that seriously discredits Jimmy Chamberlin's influence on the band.
The band now consists of guitarist Jeff Schroeder, drummer Mike Byrne, and bassist Nicole Fiorentino. I see Corgan is still adherring to the female bassist personality he started with the band. "I am still the same, if the other players kind of look like D'Arcy, James, and Jimmy, no one will notice."
My Great-Grandfather was the Aristotle of young pussy TM. He used to say "hang out with people younger than you. They will keep you honest, young at heart, and they are better to look at than people your own age." Grandpap Wettner eventually died surrounded by young nurses and a Clitch (Clit bitch) who stole his meager amount of money. But a 10 year old Craig Wettner couldn't deny her hotness. If it didn't take me another 12 years to hit puberty, I'd have jerked off thinking about her.
I suppose Corgan is taking Grandpap Wettner's advice to heart. Good for you Corgan, but I am not supporting it. It is such a shame too because they are playing smaller venues; that could be because they have no idea how the public will react to this lineup in a stench filled economy.
Here are the tour dates:
Oct. 05 - Wiltern Theatre - Los Angeles, CA
Oct. 07 - The Fox Theatre - Oakland, CA
Oct. 08 - Cosmopolitan - Las Vegas, NV
Oct. 10 - Ogdan Theatre - Denver, CO
Oct. 13 - Riverside Theatre - Milwaukee, WI
Oct. 14 – [to be announced] - Chicago, IL
Oct. 15 - The Fillmore - Detroit, MI
Oct. 17 – 9:30 Club - Washington, DC
Oct. 18 - Terminal 5 - New York, NY
Oct. 19 - Lupo's - Providence, RI
Oct. 21 - Orpheum Theatre - Boston, MA
Oct. 22 - Tower Theatre - Philadelphia PA
The band now consists of guitarist Jeff Schroeder, drummer Mike Byrne, and bassist Nicole Fiorentino. I see Corgan is still adherring to the female bassist personality he started with the band. "I am still the same, if the other players kind of look like D'Arcy, James, and Jimmy, no one will notice."
My Great-Grandfather was the Aristotle of young pussy TM. He used to say "hang out with people younger than you. They will keep you honest, young at heart, and they are better to look at than people your own age." Grandpap Wettner eventually died surrounded by young nurses and a Clitch (Clit bitch) who stole his meager amount of money. But a 10 year old Craig Wettner couldn't deny her hotness. If it didn't take me another 12 years to hit puberty, I'd have jerked off thinking about her.
I suppose Corgan is taking Grandpap Wettner's advice to heart. Good for you Corgan, but I am not supporting it. It is such a shame too because they are playing smaller venues; that could be because they have no idea how the public will react to this lineup in a stench filled economy.
Here are the tour dates:
Oct. 05 - Wiltern Theatre - Los Angeles, CA
Oct. 07 - The Fox Theatre - Oakland, CA
Oct. 08 - Cosmopolitan - Las Vegas, NV
Oct. 10 - Ogdan Theatre - Denver, CO
Oct. 13 - Riverside Theatre - Milwaukee, WI
Oct. 14 – [to be announced] - Chicago, IL
Oct. 15 - The Fillmore - Detroit, MI
Oct. 17 – 9:30 Club - Washington, DC
Oct. 18 - Terminal 5 - New York, NY
Oct. 19 - Lupo's - Providence, RI
Oct. 21 - Orpheum Theatre - Boston, MA
Oct. 22 - Tower Theatre - Philadelphia PA
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