Slash Voted Whore of Rock N' Roll

Prostituting John Monthly has named Slash "The Biggest Whore" beating out Sandra of the Sunset Strip in Hollywood and Shelby Lynn of 1500 West Kensington in Philadelphia.

John Doe, editor and chief of Prostituting John Monthly said "It was Slash's unrelenting collaborations, incredible work ethic, and an inability to say no that solidified his win."

Of course you all know about Slash's solo album where he collaborated with Myles Kennedy, Chris Cornell, and the ugly Lady Gremlin Fergie. The latest news is that Slash has teamed up with run-producing extrodinaire Mary J. Blige.

According to a post on Slash's Facebook page, Slash said just finished a session with Mike Clink engineering on a track with [R&B singer] Mary J. Blige.

John Doe is hoping other whores can step up and take the Golden Lips trophy from Slash, but seriously doubts it.

"If anything, Slash has proven he has an inability to sit still. He is always creating music, riffs, and notes. He also refuses to bypass any offer sent his way, whether it is to write a song for a kids animated show (Phineas and Ferb) or performing at a high school career day. Slash just can't take a day off from whoring. And that dedication is unprecedented."


 
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