Introducing the KISS Urn
When I died, I wanted to pay a puppeteer to reanimate my body and have me walk around greeting the 15 strippers I paid to be there. My second idea was to turn myself into a dip spread with nachos and celery around my corpse with the dip being inside my mouth.
"We call this particular KISS urn our 'Monument' model," said Donna Shatter, VP of operations for the company. "This urn offers fans a unique expression of their passion for the legendary rock band. It features full-color images of the band members and the KISS flame logo — all displayed against a striking black metallic finish."
Well now thanks to Eternal Image, Inc., I have a new way: cremation. Eternal Image, Inc, a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing and marketing of officially licensed, brand-name memorial products, announced the first of its official KISS cremation urns is available for purchase.
"We call this particular KISS urn our 'Monument' model," said Donna Shatter, VP of operations for the company. "This urn offers fans a unique expression of their passion for the legendary rock band. It features full-color images of the band members and the KISS flame logo — all displayed against a striking black metallic finish."
This particular Monument model costs 650 bucks, a small price to pay to be inside Peter Criss, Paul Stanley, Greed $immons, and Ace Frehley forever! You can order one here as I already have!
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