Kid Rock Wants Quality Control Board for Stage Strippers

Kid Rock is pissed off at the quality of strippers that the promoters have provided for his shows. I suppose the official Kid Rock rider has the concert promoter provide local strippers so they can dance around on stage.

Kid Rock is claiming that the strippers, up close, are "shaky." He tells Rolling Stone magazine, "We actually need to devise a better system, because night to night it's pretty fucking shaky.

I don't understand why the good strippers wouldn't want to add "Kid Rock Stage Stripper" to their Curriculum Vitate. The promoters go out and grab the Wednesday lunch shift strippers with one leg and stab wounds.

I don't understand the need for the strippers to be banging face wise. Most of the audience is at least 50 ft or more away from them. They just need to have a great body. I did find this wonderful stripper named Destiny. Her Destiny is to dance at the Kid Rock show.

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