In Bizzarro world last week, USAopoly announced they were releasing two collector editions of Monopoly - AC/DC Monopoly and Metallica Monopoly. 

First, Monopoly has to be the dumbest board game ever created. It is the child's version of grown up play time. It isn't fun to pay my mortgage, doctor's bills, pay taxes, or go to jail for no reason. Plus in jail, when I roll doubles I don't get set free so fuck that. Plus when is the last time a battleship could buy land?

Having collector editions of this demon game is even more ridiculous. "Don't pass GO, go directly to jail for downloading Metallica songs through Napster." "You get The Jack, pay 100 for doctor's bills." "You got Wesley Snipes accountant, pay back taxes of 15% of your earnings."

I do suppose Money Talks, but it shouldn't. AC/DC should have more dignity to not license their name and faces for this insane game. Metallica doesn't know any better. They licensed dumb shit before.