Former Skid Row and Saigon Kick Drummer Releases a Porn Video
Phil Varone is a name a lot of rock fans have not heard before. He was the drummer of Skid Row and Saigon Kick. He claims to have slept with over 3,000 women and that his balls are a volcanic wasteland of pussy paste and sperm sweat. Ok, I claimed the second part of that, but Varone has claimed to have slept with 3,000 women.
Being a rockstar, Varone says, affords him the ability to bed groupies at an usually higher rate than the average man. What the hell does this have to do with anything? Well Phil is releasing a sex tape with five women he bedded and if you are a disgusting pervert like me, you can't wait to see it.
Granted, it's been pretty easy for me to meet many groupies along the way," says Varone, "but I still feel a charge each time with each new girl. It's a very personal, very explicit experience and never gets old," he added. "This was the first time for me with the incredible five girls in the movie and I loved every minute I had with each of them."
Enter Phil Varone's Secret Sex Stash released via Vivid-Celeb in stores on July 5. You could buy the two-disc video or you could go on Varone's website for even more exclusive shots and videos - read as more porn for your money.
I know some of you live in the bible belt and are outwardly disgusted by the fact someone has stuck their dick in strange 3,000 times (allegedly). You might be quick to condemn such a Herculean man as a "sex addict." Well Varone has some words for you:
"They've got an addiction claim for everything you can do, but I never considered myself a sex addict because sex never screwed up the rest of my life or my ability to function at a high level."
And....I'm spent. I believe sex addiction is only excuse for those who got caught cheating on their spouses. "Oh I am a sex addict, I can't help it." You shouldn't have gotten married ya whore. Good for Varone, anyone bashing you and trying to pigeon hole you into a fucking diagnosis (Dr. Drew) is just trying to halt your fun.
In other news, how awesome was Saigon Kick? God I listened to The Lizard album almost non-stop in 1991. Remember Hostile Youth? Brilliant stuff.
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