Kid Rock Flasher Booted From Show
A woman who decided to expose her breastises was thrown out of the Scotiabank Place along the American Badass Kid Rock tour.
Andrea Irwin flashed her boobs to a cameraman who was scanning the crowd for bare breasts. That is when security kicked her out and cited the reason as "guests are required to wear shirts and shoes at all time."
It seems a bit ridiculous to anyone who has been to a Kid Rock concert since it is all strippers on stage, Lite beer flowing like menstruation, and white trash superstars all around.
When reached for comment, the VP of Scotiabank stood by his security (who expected him NOT to?) and said:
We pride ourselves on providing a safe and respectable environment, especially at all-ages shows like the Kid Rock event was last night,"
This man is clearly out of touch with reality as there is no way a Kid Rock show should be all ages. The strippers breast implants are bigger than your average toddler. And I salute them for it.
Now I know what you creepy degenerates are thinking, what does a woman at a Kid Rock concert who flashed her jumblies to an arena filled with Cleatuses? Wonder no more, but she isn't as fat as you think...in fact, she's not fat at all.
You can read WAY more than you ever wanted to read about this story here. And if you have never heard Lynam's WhiteTrash Superstar, you should..and can below.







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