First, Slipknot lost Paul Gray to drug abuse on May 24, 2010 and now comes word that Roy Mayorga, Stone Sour's drummer suffered a minor stroke. The minor stroke has caused Stone Sour to cancel all their remaining tour dates. 

Lucky for Corey Taylor, I used to be an Oracle at Delphi, when I was a virgin held drunk and captive on a mountain top. Anyway, I can help him out.

First Corey must go to down to the underworld and pay Charon, the ferryman to cross the river Styx. The river Styx can be found on 5th avenue in New York City and Charon rests firmly on the dead corpse known as Donald Trump. Mr. Taylor must pay Charon one carton of Callaway Warbird golf balls for use in Trump International Golf Resorts.

Charon will ferry Corey across the river Styx to Madison Square Garden to hear the ghosts of rocks past like Keith Richards and Kevin Sorbo. Once Keith and Kevin put on a four hour show, they will give him a box of laxatives and a diaper. Corey can leave Hades via the Sun chariot helmed by the only God who can helm a golden chariot, Mario Van Peebles.

Mario Van Peebles will take Corey Taylor to the grave of GG Allin where Corey will have to take the laxatives and shit on his grave. Once this is done, the Gods will look fondly down upon young Corey Taylor and his life will be sunshine and rainbows.