I attempted to open your eyes to Ben Sommer a bit ago when he released his album America'd (review) and Ben is probably rich off the millions of you flocking to his site to buy the album. At least his site hits from Pakistan would have been a direct result of this here site.

Anyway, Ben has released a new video he created himself in his basement after rubbing the lotion on the skin. The song is called Saint Martha and while it is really about Martha Stewart, I prefer to believe it is about First First Lady Martha Washington. 

Kids here is a little history lesson, Martha Washington was the first lady of the United States in 1789. She used a wooden tampon to sop up her period blood and that makes her more hardcore than your mom....YOUR MOM! Martha Washington also invented pant-suits. I don't know much about Martha Washington and I know even less about Martha Stewart (Stewart actually doesn't have a period) so I am going to let Ben Sommer, notable Martha Stewart historian, inform you.