KISS Caskets Back By Popular Demand
Back by popular demand, the KISS Caskets have returned to full production. From the band that brought you, pinball machines, Oscar winning films like Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, and KISS Kondoms, comes the KISS Casket. The KISS Casket made national fame when Dimebag Darrell took the last production one and decided to live eternity in its comfy confines.
The KISS Casket boasts 20-gauge steel and feature iconic KISS images with a striking black interior fabric. Both head panels display classic KISS logos.Your body will rot in a typical KISS style. It will take decades for the grave worms to eat through that 20 gauge steel ensuring if the zombie apocalypse were to happen within 50 years of your death, you will be guaranteed to roam the Earth looking for brains.
Here are the two options for KISS Caskets with a picture of both below. Then a picture of what Zombie Greed $immons might be in search for instead of brains.
Kiss Premium Casket
Kiss Standard (Solo Faces) Casket

The KISS Casket boasts 20-gauge steel and feature iconic KISS images with a striking black interior fabric. Both head panels display classic KISS logos.Your body will rot in a typical KISS style. It will take decades for the grave worms to eat through that 20 gauge steel ensuring if the zombie apocalypse were to happen within 50 years of your death, you will be guaranteed to roam the Earth looking for brains.
Here are the two options for KISS Caskets with a picture of both below. Then a picture of what Zombie Greed $immons might be in search for instead of brains.
Kiss Premium Casket
Kiss Standard (Solo Faces) Casket







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