Sir Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are at odds with one another apparently because Keith Richards insulted the size of Mick's penis.

If you have read Life by Keith Richards you might remember a passage where Keith described Mick's relationship with Marianne Faithfull and that she had "no fun with his tiny todger".

A source told the Daily Mirror newspaper: "Mick read Keith's book before publication and didn't have any great problem with it.

"It was the fact that it was all dredged up in the interview afterwards that really upset him. Many believe this is the real reason why talks in relation to the tour have broken down."

The amazing thing about this...I am not making this bullshit up. Mick is apparently hurt after Keith kept talking about his small penis during interviews. Mick, you have pulled in tail that one some of us can dream about. Having a small penis is difficult and socially awkward for assholes like me who are nobodies and look like Crater Face Nelson from Saved by the Bell.

It is no secret that in order to have sex I have to wear corduroy and go to a dance club and use frottage to climax. Mick Jagger just has to walk down the street and young birds flock to his crotch. Suck it up Mick and get over it. If I was pissed off every time someone insulted my member I would be made at every one but South Korea.