Back in the late 80's early 90's, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were popular. The turtles became "mutant" turtles due to a mutagen that was washed down the drain. Now think that the mutagen landed on six turds instead of four turtles, that is the origin story of Hollywood Undead.

They are forced to wear masks to hide their hideously turd cleavage that litters their face. It would scare children, women, and some girly men. Their album Swan Songs was a Lord of the Rings style journey into misogyny, frat boy rap, and "scary" street creditionals proving they are PIMPS MAN! The whole album smelled like you left a Five Guys trash can in the hot summer heat for five hours.

I tried to eliminate myself from all their mailings, but one got through. Apparently the rapping turds have changed their masks. We apparently are still in a time where masks are needed for groups for gimmicks or whatever. But I was still curious and here is what the new masks look like.



I hope they paid the NFL for that Raiders license. Oh they are rapping turds, they don't have to pay licensing fees. Also notice the Colonel Henna on his mask is giving us the finger, signifying he doesn't give a FUCK what we think about his new mask.

Somehow these glorified clowns have built a following. Come to think of it, that isn't all that surprising there are people who follow the Raiders.