Don't Let Your Kids Listen to Kidz Bop!!
One of the problems with this country resides solely on the shoulders of the Kidz Bop makers. Rather than letting their precious snowflake hear a wonderful song like Eatin Ain't Cheatin by Steel Panther as it was meant to be, shitty parents would rather remove the potty mouth, the intended meaning, and have children sing it. You people make me violently ill.
In case you have lived in a cave or don't have kids, Kidz Bop takes the most popular songs on the radio, cleans them up, and then has innocent children sing the words to Katy Perry's Firework or Teenage Dream. The music videos are even more disgusting as the children spin and twirl on a white background lip syncing some genericized version of an already generic song.
The sound of children singing is right up with water boarding. If I wanted to be tortured by children singing, I would buy a Justin Bieber album. Fuck that! I don't want anyone to think I am against family. I am a family man myself - I started three or four already this year. (DLR) I am against the pussification of music.
If you don't think your child can handle the sweet, soothing sounds of Metallica's Master of Puppets or the lyrical content about drugs/alcohol, then that is perfectly acceptable. Master of Puppets isn't for all kid's ears depending on their age. However, to buy the sickly sweet, ice cream version from Kidz Bop because it has all the bad words removed or the lyrical content toned down is a huge disservice to your child right up there with letting them become Catholic or listen to Nickelback. No real men allows their child listen to Nickelback unless they themselves like Nickelback. Any MAN letting their child listen to Nickelback has been castrated. Sadly, there are a lot of castrated men in the world.
There is plenty of music that doesn't talk about sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. I grew up listening to blues in my childhood. That shit is all about "My woman left me" "the white man is keeping me down" so by the time I reached first grade the white man had been oppressing me for years and no woman loved me!
Most kids don't understand how to interpret a song's lyrics anyway, so if the melody is catchy a lazy parent will never have to explain why Eating Ain't Cheating isn't about going off your diet. But great songs like U2's Bad, which has a great melody, can lead to a dialog about the rigors of drug abuse when they are ready for that conversation.
Don't turn your child into a pussy. The last thing we need is more pussies on this planet.
In case you have lived in a cave or don't have kids, Kidz Bop takes the most popular songs on the radio, cleans them up, and then has innocent children sing the words to Katy Perry's Firework or Teenage Dream. The music videos are even more disgusting as the children spin and twirl on a white background lip syncing some genericized version of an already generic song.
The sound of children singing is right up with water boarding. If I wanted to be tortured by children singing, I would buy a Justin Bieber album. Fuck that! I don't want anyone to think I am against family. I am a family man myself - I started three or four already this year. (DLR) I am against the pussification of music.
If you don't think your child can handle the sweet, soothing sounds of Metallica's Master of Puppets or the lyrical content about drugs/alcohol, then that is perfectly acceptable. Master of Puppets isn't for all kid's ears depending on their age. However, to buy the sickly sweet, ice cream version from Kidz Bop because it has all the bad words removed or the lyrical content toned down is a huge disservice to your child right up there with letting them become Catholic or listen to Nickelback. No real men allows their child listen to Nickelback unless they themselves like Nickelback. Any MAN letting their child listen to Nickelback has been castrated. Sadly, there are a lot of castrated men in the world.
There is plenty of music that doesn't talk about sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. I grew up listening to blues in my childhood. That shit is all about "My woman left me" "the white man is keeping me down" so by the time I reached first grade the white man had been oppressing me for years and no woman loved me!
Most kids don't understand how to interpret a song's lyrics anyway, so if the melody is catchy a lazy parent will never have to explain why Eating Ain't Cheating isn't about going off your diet. But great songs like U2's Bad, which has a great melody, can lead to a dialog about the rigors of drug abuse when they are ready for that conversation.
Don't turn your child into a pussy. The last thing we need is more pussies on this planet.
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