Paramore Are NOT MANUFACTURED!!!

Stop you guys! Just stop thinking the manufactured band Paramore is manufactured. They are not manufactured. In fact they spent a shit load of time playing in dirty rock bars in the past six years they have been signed...in between headlining festivals and showing up on Rock Band.

We're not a manufactured band. We've dealt with that rumor for a long time, and that's because of the rumors of Fueled by Ramen and Atlantic's relationship.

You may be confused on what the hell is going on here. I detail the whole thing in this article, but the short story is two original members left the band leaving Hayley Williams and three other pussy whipped dudes. Then the brothers said Hayley was the center of attention and they were on their period and sad.

Tomorrow on MTV Hayley and the rest of the band will tell their feelings on the whole issue LIVE via webstream from MTV. You can tune in tomorrow at 4pm EST on MTV.com and watch the stream. But the real final word will go to me as the picture below sums up the collective feeling of past and present members of Paramore.

Pussy Hurts

 
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  • 1/6/2011 8:42 PM rev wrote:
    This is too f'n funny. My pussy hurt yesterday so I rubbed one out. Does that lil fire-crotch need some help? Sounds like she can handle life just fine on her own. Sup C-Note? Happy New Year~ underride
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    1. 1/6/2011 9:26 PM Craig Wettner wrote:
      Happy New Year Rev. How is the albumcoming along? You guys ready to hit the road to promote it yet and escape the monotony of the studio?

      Let us know about dates and we'll post them online.
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  • 1/7/2011 10:40 PM Ben Sommer wrote:
    LO effin L
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