Get Rid of the Hipster Auto Commercials
The holidays are over. Put away your Billy Idol Christmas CD, store the
menorah away until next year, and get working on lazily committing to
your resolutions.
One thing I am god damn excited about is the end of holiday car commercials with shitty hipster bands in their commercials. The first holiday car commercial I saw had Pomplamoose - a YouTube hipster band that covered Lady Gaga and Beyonce using a harmonizer and brush cymbals. (Don't call them hipster though because they are not...according to them)
It is easy to determine if they were hipster bands: if the woman sing in staccato while standing still - hipster. If they guy does wacky and zany things in the background while the girl sings in staccato while standing still - hipster. If they are both wearing scarfs and he is wearing the girl's pants - hipster. This band is hipster.
Anyway, they redid a few holiday standards and Hyundai used them in a nationwide campaign to sell cars. Sure the girl was kind of cute, but her doe in the headlights and unwavering ability to blink makes me believe she is more V than human. You HAD to have seen the commercials if you watched any TV over the past month.
The other hipster band, Vampire Weekend, had their song used in a Honda Holiday commercial and was equally as annoying, but at least I didn't have to see their alien like faces blowing fake snow at me from the trunk of a Honda.
Mind you, I don't fault the bands for cashing in, hell even the Rolling Stones wrote a jingle for Rice Krispies. I fault the god damn car companies for wearing the American public out with the commercial. The first couple of times you heard the Hyundai commercial you probably thought "well that is catchy and she is at least masturbation worthy." But that feeling wears off quickly and then you are just sick of it. I will bet 2011 will be the year of Hipster commercials.
One thing I am god damn excited about is the end of holiday car commercials with shitty hipster bands in their commercials. The first holiday car commercial I saw had Pomplamoose - a YouTube hipster band that covered Lady Gaga and Beyonce using a harmonizer and brush cymbals. (Don't call them hipster though because they are not...according to them)
It is easy to determine if they were hipster bands: if the woman sing in staccato while standing still - hipster. If they guy does wacky and zany things in the background while the girl sings in staccato while standing still - hipster. If they are both wearing scarfs and he is wearing the girl's pants - hipster. This band is hipster.
Anyway, they redid a few holiday standards and Hyundai used them in a nationwide campaign to sell cars. Sure the girl was kind of cute, but her doe in the headlights and unwavering ability to blink makes me believe she is more V than human. You HAD to have seen the commercials if you watched any TV over the past month.
The other hipster band, Vampire Weekend, had their song used in a Honda Holiday commercial and was equally as annoying, but at least I didn't have to see their alien like faces blowing fake snow at me from the trunk of a Honda.
Mind you, I don't fault the bands for cashing in, hell even the Rolling Stones wrote a jingle for Rice Krispies. I fault the god damn car companies for wearing the American public out with the commercial. The first couple of times you heard the Hyundai commercial you probably thought "well that is catchy and she is at least masturbation worthy." But that feeling wears off quickly and then you are just sick of it. I will bet 2011 will be the year of Hipster commercials.
She's hard to masturbate to for one simple, yet convoluted, reason: her haircut.
She has the same haircut as that Justin Beiber kid. That's bad enough, but every time I'm going to rub one out to her, I'm going to think about him and then to that girl from Hanson, the cute adolescent girl that ended up being the middle boy.
I've been burned before. You think it's a chick and turns out to just be a boy who's balls haven't dropped yet. and that's just creepy.
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Sometimes thosecommercials are annoying, somehow these tactics are good for marketers but fretful to the audiences.
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