We get a lot of requests to review all kinds of bands, but none as orally fellating as Ian from Pistol Shot Gypsy. Ian did his research on Blogs N' Roses, found we enjoy oral sex and decided to give it to us in exchange for reviewing his band.

I sat down with their debut album, Smokin' Drinkin' Fightin' and thought, "did they hang out with me over the weekend?" I can't remember who I hung out with over the weekend, but I wasn't in the dangerous town of Providence, Rhode Island, where Pistol Shot Gypsy hails.

Pistol Shot Gypsy have a heavy 80's influence with a dirty bluesy sound (which you all know sucks me right in like a Buckerry fan sucks cock.) That is a forced metaphor and I apologize Buckcherry fans, you suck better dick than that metaphor would suggest.

Songs like Troy City Blues have high brow lyrical themes like smoking and drinking, with a scorching solo that feels more like a roller coaster than that time I had sex with that Buckcherry fan....because she was fat.

Enough of the busting on Buckcherry fans because this band is nothing like Buckcherry, they have talent, poise, great song writing skills, and excellent blow job lips (they are like tiny pillows).

Songs like Trainwreck is just a balls out rock tune that is best suited turned up to 11 and, if you are Italian, fist pumping the night away. Other songs like Just My Luck have a heavy Black Sabbath feel with a substantially thick bass line and a stoner feel.

Their debut album Smokin' Drinkin' Figtin' is only $7.00 that is less than a dollar a song. Shit I have spent more than seven dollars on PBR's in New York City. That is a God damn steal for someone who enjoys well crafted rock n' roll with a sleaze edge.

Make sure you check out Pistol Shot Gypsy's main site for tour dates and how you can purchase the album. If their debut album is any indication of their live show, well then take a shot of penicillin and go pick up some hos.