Everyone is a memorabilia collector deep down. You want that cheap, silly guitar pick from Zakk Wylde, you fight over 2.00 drum sticks from Tantric. I mean TANTRIC!? Those guys sucked ass and still you fought for the drum stick.

But those pieces of memorabilia are cheap trinkets to remember the time you were at the concert, drunk as fuck, and trying to forget the fact you paid to see Tantric. But when you decide to visit a musicians grave and vandalize it, you are nothing but a junkie scum fuck.

Grave vandalism has been on the rise according to the office of "Statistics I just made up to purport my theory." Jim Morrison's grave is fenced off to ward off visitors from stealing shit from his current resting spot. Slipknot's late bassist Paul Gray had items removed from his gravesite earlier this week which caused Slipknot to release this statement:

"In a very upsetting turn of events we have learned that some gifts left for Paul at his gravesite have been stolen. There were statues of a gargoyle as well as a Buddah that were placed at Paul's grave by his friends and family that were taken. We ask that whoever did this please return the items no questions asked. If anyone has any information about the stolen items please let us know by posting in the comments. Thank you for your continued support in this trying time."

A while back, Dimebag's grave site saw someone scratch their name into it, which is another phenomenon I don't get. Why do you need to etch your name into something? Go to any national monument in your country and see how many names there are on it. You doing that ruins it for others after you. Stop it assholes! Do what I do and piss on the grave. Real men piss on graves not carve their names on it.