Journey updated their website teasing a big announcement and no one really noticed since there are no Journey fans around anymore. Then today they updated the website explaining what the big announcement was...you were better off NOT knowing. There will be a Journey, Styx and Foreigner tour of the UK. SURPRISE!!!!!!!!! You care yet?

Are you still reading? Well if you are it's just a 5-gig tour starting in June 2011. Tickets go on sale Friday and you can click here for more info from Classic Rock Magazine.

Some people claim Journey is a "guilty pleasure." Those people are dumbasses. Journey is not a guilty pleasure; they create shit music for drunk assholes in bars. How many drunk bitches do you hear cackling out Don't Stop Believin at closing time in a bar? Hundreds! That is not good music. Arnel Pineda is a good singer, but let's be honest, he's no Steve Perry. Mostly because he doesn't have that awesome Steve Perry snoze.