Halloween is the time to wake up next to a Superman who came faster than a speeding bullet or a slutty cop who was skinner when you took her to bed. Ah yes Halloween is the time when women release their inner slut and guys prove they can't come up with great costumes. Wearing a big Donna Summer wig and a white tee shirt that says "Polamalu" doesn't make the legendary Steeler defenseman.

Everyone wants to be a rockstar for Halloween because they think it is easy. Just toss on some tight jeans, a rocker wig, some eyeliner, and strut around. It isn't that easy. Rockstars have the charisma, the attitude, and the style that comes from with in them. You just can't put on KISS makeup and not wear the thigh high leather boots. If you are going to be a rockstar for Halloween, you need to go all out like the rockstars do. But you are on a budget and can't afford 2,000 leather boots you are going to wear once....so let Blogs N' Roses help you put together some very popular rockstars at a minimal cost.

1. Billie Joe Armstrong

This one might be the easiest. Get some eyeliner, dye your hair (if your hair isn't black) and use some raisins to create the broken tooth. Simple, elegant and instant Billie Joe Armstrong. Add a black button down shirt and a red tie to complete the look. *Optional have a three inch penis for the full Billie Joe experience.

2. Art Garfunkel

Another easy one. Buy a bald rubber head cap from Party City. Buy a box of Brillo pads and glue the Brillo pads to the bald cap. Wear a black turtleneck or sweater. Add an optional acoustic guitar to complete the look.

3. Ringo Starr

The legendary Beatle is one of the ugliest men on this planet. This costume is one you can rent from this location. It is a goldfish costume. Add in giant purple shaded glasses and walk around with drum sticks to complete the look.



4. Joe Perry

Joe Perry's costume is another one you can buy in a bag from any Halloween retailer like Party City. Purchase the Adult Pirate Halloween outfit, but leave the vest, sword, and cap out of it. Joe Perry would never wear a vest, carry a sword, or wear that cap.



5. Axl Rose

Another outfit you can buy in a store is the Axl Rose Penis Halloween outfit. The key to the Axl outfit is you have to arrive no earlier than 11pm at any party and if anyone gives you any guff you have to punch them in the face right away.



Remember as I stated earlier, the rockstar attitude is the important part. So take one of our cheap costumes and add that attitude and you will be pulling in that slutty pirate, slutty cop, or slutty Superman.