I hate wine. It dries my mouth out faster than gargling with cum. So unlike cum, I refuse to drink wine. However, I am also a sucker (pun intended) for a well branded product by one of my favorite bands. Enter: Whitesnake Zinfandel.

"It's a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness, I recommend it to complement any and all grown-up friskiness and hot tub jollies. Is this love? I believe it is..."

That quote is direct from the band's official website. The wine costs about 30.00 a bottle and that seems to be a cheap bottle of wine, but as I confessed earlier, I have no fucking clue about wine.