Retro Products

Blogs N' Roses Retro Week rolls on with never made KISS products. KISS is a band that has put out more products with their face on it than Uncle Ben. They are low hanging fruit, and we love low hangers.

We created so many fake KISS products that really need to be revisited. I have zero photoshop skills so my horrible MS Paint work can also be admired in these posts.

KISS Tampons (Link)
KISS PISS (Link)
KISS Ass (Link)
KISS GI Joes and Transformers (Link)
KISS Kamino Kar (KKK) (Link)
Paul Stanley Hair Suite Guitar (Link)
Even former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice admitted her love of KISS (link).
KISS Meets the Phantom Economic Hardship (Link).

 
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  • 10/3/2010 1:39 AM Blogs N' Roses wrote:
    We here at Blogs N' Roses take cheap shots at Greed $immons because it is low hanging fruit. The man would put his face on anything if he thought it would make a buck. We came up with outlandish products to prove this point, some of which can be found here. I just received a press release from KISS about a new product they are launching. KISS, known for their electrical expertise, will release the KISS HDTV. The sets come in the 55, 46, 42, 32, variety. The LED HDTV's will be priced between $818.88 and ...
  • 10/3/2010 1:40 AM Blogs N' Roses wrote:
    We here at Blogs N' Roses take cheap shots at Greed $immons because it is low hanging fruit. The man would put his face on anything if he thought it would make a buck. We came up with outlandish products to prove this point, some of which can be found here. I just received a press release from KISS about a new product they are launching. KISS, known for their electrical expertise, will release the KISS HDTV. The sets come in the 55, 46, 42, 32, variety. The LED HDTV's will be priced between $818.88 and ...
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