This is only tangentially related to music, but I found it hilarious. My childhood hero, Charlie Sheen, got into a fight with his latest conquest Brooke Mueller on Christmas Day. The fight was over Train's song Drops of Jupiter. Of all songs to fight over, I suppose that is a good one - it sucks.

Mueller said to Sheen: " 'You have a song [that] you share with your daughter, but not one with me?' " Sheen told the arresting officer, adding that the couple's argument escalated and they started to slap "each other's hands or wrists."

What a gloriously petty reason to fight. HOW DARE YOU SHARE A SONG WITH YOUR DAUGHTER AND NOT ME!?!?! I AM SO IMPORTANT!!!!eleventy!!!!ONE!