Lilith Fair is seeing a giant problem in sagging sales and boobs. Will this spell the end of the festival as we know it or will the girls continue to fight the good fight until their breasts sag so low they look like the lips of a vagina?

Tour founder, Sarah McLachlan says:

"Unfortunately, most of the media seems to just glom onto anything negative. And that's all they want to talk about," she says. "They go searching for it, and we make such a concerted effort every day."

"Lilith is not about ticket sales," McLachlan says. "It's about the experience of Lilith — about artists getting together to make this world a better place."

If a celebrity activist does something good for the forest and no one sees it, is the world a better place? If Sean Penn didn't tell me how to think about George Bush, would I be able to function?

Look Sarah, I love you, you are drop dead sexy, but if no one can give a shit about your music, they probably can't give a shit about your latest charity case.

I think your festival served a purpose back in the 90's when women couldn't vote, drive, or buy a razor to shave their pits. You wanted to empower them, well congrats you did. And women have moved on to other forms of entertainment like MGMT and Jack Johnson (God I hate that guy).

I think it is time to hang up the Lilith Fair banner and say "Yea, I did something cool." Focus your time and energy elsewhere like that really sad animal shelter commercial that makes me want to put the ugly dogs down so cuter dogs can be adopted.