Glee is a popular gay television show on FOX. It revolves around a semi-hot female lead and a blond pube headed teacher. For 20 minutes, they dance and frolic around singing popular songs with just the chorus. If FOX just put on an half hour of men kissing men and women kissing women, it would be less gay than Glee.

The Glee writers approached a lot of artists to use their songs in the TV show. The only bands who said no were Coldplay and Bryan Adams. Every song Glee sings on the show is available the next day on iTunes and it skyrockets to the top of the charts. Upon seeing how popular Glee is, Coldplay has decided to open up their entire catalog for the show. Any Coldplay song they want to use, except that one that was written by Joe Satriani...or the ones written by Joy Division can be used in the show.

I can see the episode now. Pube head and his girlfriend are having a fun time together. Things are going by at the Speed of Sound. That is until pube head finds his ex-wife "In His Place." The Clocks are ticking until the new girlfriend dumps him for a Scientist. Now pube head is depressed his girlfriend has dumped him (Yellow). He needs his new girlfriend to Fix Him. They decide to Talk things out and get back together...big finale with Viva la Vida.

And Bryan Adams? Really? I understand artistic integrity, but if you are working the Starbuck's Drive-Thru in Canadia, you probably should cash in on the Glee train.