Founding guitarist, Tim Bachman, of Bachman-Turner Overdrive was Taking Care of Business and working overtime on a girl between the ages of 11 and 14.

The girl, who was between 11 and 14 years old at the time of the alleged offenses [sic], came forward to police in March of 2009. She said the alleged offenses happened between 2000 and 2004, in Abbotsford, B.C.

Bachman should use the Pete Townshend excuse of "he was just conducting research." Tim has worked as a real-estate agent and maybe he was seeing what kind of houses an 11 year old would want to buy. You know, appealing to the small decision makers in the nuclear family.

The other defense might be, she came on to me. I don't know how an 11 year would come on to a grown man, but have you seen these slutty 11 year olds now? They should all change their name to stripper names, I tell ya!

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