We here in the States have a problem on our radio airwaves. I am talking about Rush Limbaugh. The guy is an outspoken conservative that spews nonsense mostly. He has a negative stance on gays, but apparently not too negative as evidenced by his fourth wedding over the weekend.

Sir Elton John was paid 1 million dollars to perform at Rush Limbaugh's fourth wedding. I was first outraged at the thought openly gay man, Elton John would perform for Rush Limbaugh's wedding. I was getting ready to call Elton John the Uncle Tom of the gay community. What would that be called anyway, Aunt Fred? But then I got to thinking, it's perfect.

Every wedding I have been to puts me in the mood to fuck. Whether it is the women in the mood to find a man, the insane amount of alcohol, (unless the groom/bride are too fucking cheap to keep the bar open during dinner), or the dulcimer tones of Brick House played over crappy speakers. I don't know what it is but weddings=sexy time.

So here is Elton John, openly gay man, in a room full of conservatives, probably closeted. Alcohol flowing, Rush's romantic vows, ah. I am guessing more than one male Republican woke up the next morning with a sticky back and ass.

You are a genius Elton John.