Mark this date, May 20, 2010...Craig Wettner has proof God exists. I have been praying that the Limp Bizkit summer tour was canceled. I even promised God that if it was canceled, I would give up cross dressing on the weekends.

Fred Durst twatted that the Limp Bizkit summer tour was canceled. The only reason he gave was "[Limp Bizkit] is not an amphitheatre band."  His twat continued: "Moving US headlining tour dates from amphitheatres to arenas for a better limp experience," Durst tweeted. "The reason coming soon on."

The good news is that the summer tour is definitely off, however their prior radio gigs, festivals, and European gigs are still a go. So I am sorry God, now that I know you exist, you only held up HALF your bargain. So I guess I am going to have to only wear thigh highs and heels and leave the corset and bra at home.

Check out the album cover of their new album Gold Cobra.



Is that Thumbelina fingering herself while on a Fred Durst looking boom box cobra? What is the meaning of the gold sword on the right of the snake? Why does the face of the snake look like an old man? What evolutionary benefit does a snake with a boom box have over it's prey?

I would say the boom box plays Buckcherry's Crazy Bitch, but Thumbelina isn't fat enough to be a female who listens to Crazy Bitch. I will judge this book by it's cover....it will stink.