Maya Angelou's carpet installer, Oprah Winfrey, will be conducting an interview with Bret Michaels tomorrow. I haven't watched Lady O since she jumped the shark and went from all about issues affecting women  to "whatever the fuck is popular in the black community" "John Travolta" and "latest celebrity with a scandal." But I am going to tune into the Bret Michaels interview.

Bret will sit down and try not to be sucked in by the sheer gravitational pull of Oprah. He will also discuss how he survived the very rare condition of spiders on the brain...or if you want me to get technical subarachnoid hemorrhage.

A few of you had a little problem with my article breaking the news. If you didn't have a problem with it, you may not have seen it. Here it is, you can rip me in the comments section.

Bret did have something funny to say in the interview as reported by MTV News.

Michaels spent two weeks in intensive care, yet in true rocker fashion, he said he insisted on wearing his signature bandanna throughout the ordeal, even while confined to his hospital bed. "I said, 'If I'm going out, I want to go out rockin'.' "

I am not familiar with this form of "rockin."  You know the Hell's Angels are standing around biker bars just "rockin." Unless, of course, they have their bandanna in their back pocket. Then those Hell's Angels are merely partially "rockin."

Here is a picture of another person "rockin."