If you have ever been to Allentown, PA this story won't shock you. If you haven't, you know that family from The Hills Have Eyes? Imagine an entire town like that, then you have some idea of Allentown, PA.

For the past four years a woman has been trying to divorce David Lee Roth. Jo Ann Fonzone claims she met Roth at New York University in the late 1970s and married him in 1983. She said he went by the name Cary J. Woods. NYU confirmed that Fonzone graduated from the school in 1980 and said a Cary J. Woods, with the birthday Fonzone uses in court documents, graduated from the school in 1979.

Fonzone said she didn't realize Woods was actually David Lee Roth until 1993 — even though she attended a Van Halen concert in Los Angeles during their "marriage." She claims she thought Roth was an entertainment agent with the William Morris agency, not a rock star.

"He's the master of disguise," Fonzone said in a March interview. There is a lot more information in this three page article.

So, where was DLR when they went to the concert? Away from her the entire time? He would have had to get to the arena pretty early for sound check, was she there for that? Was she the one picking out the brown M&Ms backstage?

Could this Woods dude actually be the DLR impsonator we learned about a few years ago that has a peanut allergy (article)?

This case does remind me of the one time i had sex and married David Lee Roth in a New Jersey bathroom. We were right next to then Gov. Jim McGreevey who was engaging in fellatio with Golan Cipel. McGreevey then married DLR and I right on the spot. Yes, I too am married to David Lee Roth.

Ok, that is entirely false and contains a lot of infamous people that our many readers from Pakistan may not know. If you are looking for a good read on Golan Cipel and McGreevey, check out this Wikipedia page.

Back to Mrs. Lee Roth, I think she is crazy. Only time will tell though.