Courtney Love Blames Fred Durst for Dark Ages in Rock
Someone fell asleep and the always crafty Courtney Love found her way
out of her rat cage like the rats from The Secret of Nimh. She ran on
stage and vomited the following about Fred Durst like Regan from The
Exorcist.
"I have to say, as much as I like Fred, he brought about the worst years in rock history. That just be (sic) a fact, OK? That just be a fact. 'I did it for the nookie!' I did not do it for the nookie (sex), I did it for the rock! I'm just saying, man, he's a nice guy, but Jesus!"
"I see (a) guy with (a) backwards baseball cap. Dude, you! You scare me! You make me feel like you're going to rape me or something, and all my children! You did it for the nookie, dude in the red baseball hat! Do you know one word to one (Hole) song? That is so lame. I'm so sorry, you're here for the nookie! I could beat your ass."
What. The. Fuck? I am going to un-retard those statements for those of you not versed in DownSyndromese.
Courtney is blaming Fred Durst and his band Limp Bizkit for the worst years in Rock. Which is partly true. The nu-metal scene sucked. Bands like Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Spineshank, et al are not that great. But the late 90's sucked for a wholly different reason. CREED. Creed blows harder than my Aunt Mildred Wettner at an all black gloryhole. So Fred has to, at the very least, accept partial blame for rock sucking.
Secondly, Love durr durrs about what I call "rape apes." They are the frat boys who listen to that type of music. Nu-metal brought an angst, alcohol induced brutality that fueled rapes at Woodstock 99. It seems rape apes enjoy that smashy music so they can pound their chest and toss barrels at unsuspecting plumbers.
I think Courtney is right and her point is valid, but a lot of people will just toss her aside because she didn't really write a lot of her great songs (Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins did), but Love was talented before she met Kurt. What Hole has done is 10x better than what Limp Bizkit has done. Let me remind you of a time when Courtney Love wasn't crazy like a mental patient...just crazy like a fox!
"I have to say, as much as I like Fred, he brought about the worst years in rock history. That just be (sic) a fact, OK? That just be a fact. 'I did it for the nookie!' I did not do it for the nookie (sex), I did it for the rock! I'm just saying, man, he's a nice guy, but Jesus!"
"I see (a) guy with (a) backwards baseball cap. Dude, you! You scare me! You make me feel like you're going to rape me or something, and all my children! You did it for the nookie, dude in the red baseball hat! Do you know one word to one (Hole) song? That is so lame. I'm so sorry, you're here for the nookie! I could beat your ass."
What. The. Fuck? I am going to un-retard those statements for those of you not versed in DownSyndromese.
Courtney is blaming Fred Durst and his band Limp Bizkit for the worst years in Rock. Which is partly true. The nu-metal scene sucked. Bands like Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Spineshank, et al are not that great. But the late 90's sucked for a wholly different reason. CREED. Creed blows harder than my Aunt Mildred Wettner at an all black gloryhole. So Fred has to, at the very least, accept partial blame for rock sucking.
Secondly, Love durr durrs about what I call "rape apes." They are the frat boys who listen to that type of music. Nu-metal brought an angst, alcohol induced brutality that fueled rapes at Woodstock 99. It seems rape apes enjoy that smashy music so they can pound their chest and toss barrels at unsuspecting plumbers.
I think Courtney is right and her point is valid, but a lot of people will just toss her aside because she didn't really write a lot of her great songs (Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins did), but Love was talented before she met Kurt. What Hole has done is 10x better than what Limp Bizkit has done. Let me remind you of a time when Courtney Love wasn't crazy like a mental patient...just crazy like a fox!






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