Ah summer is right around the corner. That means fat whales in bikinis 4 sizes too small, really hairy dudes, and Guidos down at the Jersey shore. The only thing that could possibly make the summer beach scene more tolerable is Jim Bean Bourbon. Every shot of Jim Bean seems to decrease the size of the Beluga whales down to manatees, then dolphins, then finally just a fat fuck.

But this summer buying Jim Bean will provide you with an extra little incentive to buy their bourbon, or if you hate Kid Rock...not buy.

Jim Bean and Kid Rock have teamed up to offer fans exclusive downloads of the new, unreleased song “Times Like These” from Kid Rock’s upcoming album. The album is a compilation of live hits from his two-night, sold-out homecoming at Comerica Park last summer.

Kid Rock music downloads are not available online, so this innovative offer rewards both Jim Beam and Kid Rock fans with an opportunity to download some of their favorite music to enjoy with a glass of Bourbon this summer.

So I have given you two great reasons to drink Jim Bean. 1) Drink to tolerate douchebags and fattys at the beach. 2) Drink to tolerate Kid Rock music.