The Rock of Love Hearse Is Taking Shape

On Thursday April 22, Bret Michaels (vocalist of Poison) was taken to the hospital with a brain hemorrhage. The "Every roth hath ith thorn" singer is still in critical, but stable condition.

Folks close to the singer report that Michaels had a "suffered a massive subarachnoid hemorrhage." Well I am no doctor, but spiders in the brain is a pretty serious thing. Bret's final wishes, should he not make it through, is that he is to be cremated by Great White.

All joking aside, Bret Michaels is one of the most genuine guys in rock n' roll. He is not pretentious or self-absorbed. He is the nicest guy and would do anything for you. He loves life and his family and we here wish him a speedy recovery because washed up 80's arena rock wouldn't be the same without him. I hope he has some big breasted nurses, like the ones below


BBN

 
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  • 4/23/2010 10:42 PM Ry wrote:
    Wow, that was tasteless even for this site. A slurring speech stroke joke with the every rose has its thorn.
  • 4/23/2010 10:47 PM Bret Saberhagen wrote:
    Any word on if they were able to remove the bandanna?
  • 4/23/2010 11:01 PM Al Michaels wrote:
    I am utterly shocked at the lack of class you have shown. This is a real persons life and you have no regard for it.
    1. 4/23/2010 11:09 PM Doug wrote:
      Id like to know more about those nurses.
  • 4/23/2010 11:21 PM Grace wrote:
    disgusting uve got no shame and r a poor excuse 4 a human bieng u sit behind ur comp and say deez things FUCK YOU GET WELL BRET FUCK DA HATERS
  • 4/24/2010 1:15 PM Ben Sommer wrote:
    Yeah i heard about that hope he gets well soon.

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