Our hatred for the ragmag known as Rolling Stone is documented heavily on the site. When Jann Wenner decided to sell out for a more corporate friendly magazine, he lost his connection to the underground, the developing, and fresh music. They have put such rock icons as The Jonas Brothers and Brittney Spears on their cover.

Well in the latest issue they have "40 Reasons to be Excited About Rock." One of the reasons is MGMT, that dance pop band who is just utterly terrible. They are completely forgettable and their latest album is a turd in a punch bowl.

Their number one reason (and cover shot), the Black Eyed Peas. REALLY!? Just when I thought Rolling Stone couldn't suck dirty shit filled assholes any more, they go and say the Black Eyed Peas are A) Rock and B) exciting.

Let's take a look at the lyrics of Rock's EXCITING group.

Imma Be on the next level
Imma be rockin' over that bass treble
Imma be chillin with my mutha mutha crew
Imma be makin all them deals you wanna do

Let’s spend it up
go out and smash it
like oh my god
Jump off that sofa
Let’s get get up

Fuck, those lyrics are right up there with:

Like most babies smell like butter
his smell smelled like no other
he was born scentless and senseless
he was born a scentless apprentice

Fuck you Rolling Stone! Once again you have proven yourself to be an outdated dinosaur who has lost touch with today's blossoming rock scene. You are going to have to run to your local newsstand to pick up the issue. I am not linking it.