I was listening to Pornograffetti by Extreme the other day, More Than Words is my slow jam for the vicious tongue bath I was providing my lover for the evening. I stopped mid oral coitus and asked "What in the hell happened to Nuno?" That stopped my cat bath and turned to the internet.

I found that Nuno is slapping bitches just to get paid. He performed with Rihanna on American Idol. Jesus Nuno, your career hasn't fallen that bad has it? Christ...it has.