Last week while I was in Seattle, Congress decided to pass something about universal healthcare or something. Since my favorite back alley abortion clinic was never covered and was just firebombed, I don't care about health insurance. Besides with all the money I saved on buying health insurance, I can afford to go to Mexico for all my operations.

But you might care. And if you are a hipster, you might be struggling with what YOU think of the bill. It is a complicated bill with a LOT of reading. Who has time for that right? Well I have solution for you.

PASTE magazine has collected snippets from your favorite hipster bands like OK Go or Death Cab for Cutie. Now you don't have to read the bill and steadfastly adhere to someone elses thoughts. If you are a member of the doucheoise, you will seem more intelligent and still appear topical and relevant. Kind of like VP Biden. He gets all his facts from Death Cab for Cutie.