KISS Announce KISS-pons

In light of my KISS kids television program, we have helped KISS tap into a bloody market. A market that is over flowing with possibilities. KISS proudly announces KISS-pons, or the KISS tampons.

The KISS-pons will come in a 36 pack to represent the amount of years the band has been active. Each KISS member will represent a specific flow day.

Some days you just have a heavier flow than others. If that is the case, broad shoulders of a great frontman like Paul Stanley. His gentleness will absorb all the discharge and he will still ask if you want to be KISSED! 

If it is just a normal flow day, the legendary KISS bassist Greed $immons will be there to help you through. He is is a passionate lover who has the experience needed to soothe your aching vagina.

It it is a light flow day, you can turn to the worst drummer in rock n' roll history. Peter Criss is light in the musical talent category so he knows how to deal with your light flow days.

Each KISS-pon is wrapped in a black and silver KISS packaging and is coated in a smooth plastic applicator so your vaginal walls do not get too sore inserting them.

KISS Tampons

*Ace refused to sell his image for tampons. Perhaps he has a soul.

 
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  • 6/18/2010 3:50 AM Essay wrote:
    "In light of my KISS kids television program, we have helped KISS tap into a bloody market. A market that is over flowing with possibilities. KISS proudly announces KISS-pons, or the KISS tampons."

    What an market driven idea. Amazing branding.

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