I want you to do some free association with me. I am going to write something and I want you to think of something music related. Ready?

Music ___________ This probably conjured up a thousand bands a second. Let's narrow it down.

70's: ____________ That should help. Now you have a decade to think about.

Comedy: _________ Hmm, now that severely limits the options. Perhaps Lemmy of Motorhead who is one of the funniest interviews ever.

Kids: ____________ Motorhead isn't really for kids. What does this leave?

KISS. That's who. Known for their comedic genius, KISS has teamed with E1 productions to create a comedic half-hour kids television series that galvanizes the band's iconic personas for its young fans.

I can't tell you the last time I saw a Greed $immons stand up, but man it was hilarious. All the jokes about how many women he has banged and how he loves selling his $oul for money. That Greed is a barrel of monkeys. A venerable tour de force of laughter.

To be serious for a second, KISS is a joke themselves and not known for their "comedy." I get more comedy out of their corporate greed and willingness to sell any product than they do. The only thing they haven't done is KISS-pons, the KISS tampon.

I can't see how this kids television show would be any good. But since I am a KISS fan, I will probably watch.