Dee Snider's Strangeland will be filmed in the scariest place I can think of...CLEVELAND! Mark Gillispie of The Plain Dealer reports that a Cleveland City Council committee on Tuesday (March 9) approved $1.2 million in loan guarantees for three planned feature-length films produced by Nehst Studios, a New York-based production company that has established an office in Cleveland.

One of those movies is the sequel to Dee Snider's Strangeland entitled Strangeland: Disciple. Dee Snider stars as the bad guy Captain Howdy, which is hilarious since that is what I call my penis. However, my penis will never be caught in Cleveland.

Nehst chairman Larry Meistrich had this to say about Cleveland as if it was a good thing:

"Within 40 miles of midtown Cleveland, you can find suburbs, ghettos, farmland, sports stadiums and a waterfront," Meistrich said. "That doesn't exist in a lot of places."

Actually, it's only 10 miles from Old City in Philadelphia to the ghettos and sports stadiums and waterfront. So if that is what you are looking for Meistrich, you mine as well film in Philadelphia. But I guess you didn't get the tax breaks required to film in such locations.