Oh I have wanted to write that headline for years. Warrant issued for Warrant. Sadly, the warrant isn't for the entire band, it is just for Jani Lane.

Jani Lane has failed to show up to two court dates for his 2009 DUI conviction. In legalese, two missed court dates apparently equals warrant for arrest.

Lane has been a hot mess over the years. He appeared on Celebrity Rehab on VH1, which highlighted his addiction to alcohol. Lane left Warrant in 2002, came back to Warrant in 2008 and then they dropped him in favor of Robert Mason of Lynch Mob.

I was never a Warrant fan. In fact, if I never hear Cherry Pie again, I would be ok with it. But addiction sucks so I hope Lane rights the SS Jani shorly. I found a picture of what Jani looked like then and what he looks like now. Drink moderately people.